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Venezuelans Jokes

I heard Venezuelans like 50 Cent

But they call him two thousand dollars.

What did Venezuelans use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.

How many Venezuelans does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, they have no electricity.

A news chain started asking people what's their opinion on a food shortage around the world

The venezuelans asked what food is
The Europeans asked what shortage is
The americans asked what the rest of the world is
The chinese asked what an opinion is, then got arrested for asking too many questions

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