Encrypt Jokes - 11 Hilarious Encrypt Jokes

How do you send an encrypted email to Marcel Marceau?

Using S/MIME.

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My wife left me after I got fired from my job in encryption.

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What do you see when you look at encrypted radio communications?

A signed wave.

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So much for privacy...

Google: We really value your privacy

Twitter: We’d never collect anything

Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device

Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about

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When you're in a relationship, you don't need a secure channel to talk to your partner.

Communication is already encrypted.

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What were Jeffrey Epstein's last words?

"The encryption codes are hidden behind the Dali painting in the guest bathroom. Hey, I told you what you wan...."

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Why is it hard to read the hieroglyphs inside the pyramids?

They are encrypted.

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Where do cyber security technicians go when they die?

Encrypts

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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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Message from space

NASA picks up an unexpected signal from space and the whole world is excited about the discovery. After a lot of hard work, an international team of scientists decrypts and translates the transmission.
The revealed message is: "PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELVES".

Computing resources of the w...

A joke my dad has been telling for 45 years

My dad played high school baseball, and the second baseman, John, eventually grew up to be a very successful accountant and married his high school sweetheart. Over the next 25 years, John also collected rare and antique baseball cards, eventually accumulating the world's most expensive collection…<...

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