My wife left me after I got fired from my job in encryption.
When you're in a relationship, you don't need a secure channel to talk to your partner.
Communication is already encrypted.
Why does the Vatican Buy Encryption Software?
To hide all their .pdf files
So much for privacy...
Google: We really value your privacy
Twitter: We’d never collect anything
Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device
Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about
I didn't realize the ancient Egyptians were so concerned with information security.
Everybody who was important got encrypted.
Why is it hard to read the hieroglyphs inside the pyramids?
They are encrypted.
Where do cyber security technicians go when they die?
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Message from space
NASA picks up an unexpected signal from space and the whole world is excited about the discovery. After a lot of hard work, an international team of scientists decrypts and translates the transmission. The revealed message is: "PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELVES".
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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?
He encrypted it