Why does the Vatican Buy Encryption Software?

To hide all their .pdf files

Baby are you an iphone encryption?

Because I want to go through your backdoor

So much for privacy...

Google: We really value your privacy

Twitter: We’d never collect anything

Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device

Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about

What were Jeffrey Epstein's last words?

"The encryption codes are hidden behind the Dali painting in the guest bathroom. Hey, I told you what you wan...."

I didn't realize the ancient Egyptians were so concerned with information security.

Everybody who was important got encrypted.

Why is it hard to read the hieroglyphs inside the pyramids?

They are encrypted.

Where do cyber security technicians go when they die?

Encrypts

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Message from space

NASA picks up an unexpected signal from space and the whole world is excited about the discovery. After a lot of hard work, an international team of scientists decrypts and translates the transmission.
The revealed message is: "PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELVES".

Computing resources of the w...

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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