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The Sargent walked into the barracks asking if anyone knows shorthand.

When a few raised their hands, hoping for easy work, the Sargent said, "Good, they're shorthanded in the mess hall!"

You enter the jury...

In the corner is a woman with snakes for hair sitting behind a shorthand typewriter

She's the Court Sthenographer

Did you hear about the author who got half the length of all of his fingers chopped off?

He writes everything in shorthand now

Why do we write T-Rex instead of Tyrannosaurus?

Because its a shorthand

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