My wife and I stopped by the optician's to pick up my new glasses.
Once the optician finished he minor adjustments, my wife looked up at me and said, "Wow, you look amazing! Like Clark Kent!" It made me smile...
We had other errands to run, and the compliments just kept coming; "You look like a movie star! So sexy!" Man, I felt great. In fact this kept up f...
Golf Trick Shot
This American golf fanatic always dreamed of playing at st. Andrews, and finally got the chance.
Going with his wife, they teed off and he proceeded to play the best game of his life.
After 9 holes, he was 5 strokes under par, and was on cloud nine.
On the back nine, he start...
I should buy a wingsuit
It'd be a breeze to get around in, but if my mom were to get wind of it, I'd just have to wait for it to blow over. The amount of fun I'd be having would be sky-high, even. I'd have to pay attention though, wouldn't want my head in the clouds.
I should stop now, this is a hurricane of puns. B...
Here's a joke about a terrible cable car operator
So there was this man who had only one ambition in his life: he wanted to live in San Francisco and drive cable cars. So he moved there, and studied, and took a test to become a cable car driver. He failed. Studied some more, took the test again. Again he failed. Finally, on the third attempt, he pa...
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