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why was tree called a loser?

Because he wasn't very Poplar
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Does anyone know any good tree puns?

I'm pining fir a new one, but they're not that poplar.
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Did you know that the other wooden marionettes teased Pinocchio for being so heavy?

I guess he wasn't one of of the poplar kids.
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A woodworker made some coffee tables to sell

A woodworker made some coffee tables to sell on marketplace, but none of them sold.

It turns out they weren't poplar.

I'm sure I am not the first redditor to think this up, but I did use search function for the last year and found nothing, so apologies if it's a repost or just not funn...
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Why didn't Pinnochio have many friends?

Because he wasn't poplar.
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Why do people hang out around aspen trees?

They're very *poplar*.
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I'm happy to announce my new tree surgery business -

Poplar Mechanics
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