A woodworker made some coffee tables to sell

A woodworker made some coffee tables to sell on marketplace, but none of them sold.

It turns out they weren't poplar.

I'm sure I am not the first redditor to think this up, but I did use search function for the last year and found nothing, so apologies if it's a repost or just not funn...

Does anyone know any good tree puns?

I'm pining fir a new one, but they're not that poplar.

Why didn't Pinnochio have many friends?

Because he wasn't poplar.

Why do people hang out around aspen trees?

They're very *poplar*.

I'm happy to announce my new tree surgery business -

Poplar Mechanics

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A lumber company posts a job opening for a wood identification expert.

One day there is a knock on the door of the office. When the manager opens it there is a man with no arms or legs, and he is wearing dark glasses.

"I am here about the job"

The manager says, "but you have no arms or legs"

"I am also blind," the man replies.

"How can you p...

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