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What do you get if you cross a cow and an octopus?

A ceasing of your funding and an investigation from the ethics committee

There was once a group of Friars

Who began selling flowers instead of cheese. They found great success in this new calling, so much they were putting a local florist shop out of business.

The local florists were angry and decided to hire thugs to intimidate the friars into ceasing their flower sales. Thug after thug, no one...

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