An Army general, an Air Force general and a Navy admiral were having lunch and talking at the officers club when the topic of bravery came up in their conversation.
The Air Force man said that the men in the Air Force were the bravest of all the U.S. troops. The Army man said: "That's bullshit, everyone knows the Army has the bravest men serving the country. The admiral blurted out that they were both full of shit and that everyone in the country knew that the ...
A man is being tried for murder, but the body has not yet been found.
The jury is considering the death penalty. The man's defense lawyer comes on the podium and says he has a revelation to make.
"The victim is alive," the lawyer says, "I found him and he will enter this doorway right about now."
The court then turns their heads toward the door waiting ...
Contempt Of Court
Having had to take the day off work to appear in court for a minor traffic summons, the man was growing increasingly restless as he waited hour after hour for his case to be heard.
Finally, late in the afternoon, his case was called. He stood before the judge, only to hear that court would b...