Carnivores Jokes

A bear, a wolf, and a moose fall into a trapping pit
After a couple days with no food, the moose sees the wolf and bear whispering to each other.

The wolf turns to the moose and says "Look, the bear and I are both carnivores. It's been a couple days without food. You understand, right?"... read more

So I decided to put my dog on a vegan only diet. I’ve had people tell me, “Dogs are carnivores, they need meat.” That’s why it’s only vegans.