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What is a Terrorist's favourite car model?

A Citroën C4!

Disclaimer: My student also told me this one.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A policeman is at the roadside, looking at passing cars.

Suddenly he sees one approaching. Without warning, he whistles, signals for it to stop,then pulls out his gun and fires a shot in the air.

At once, the car stops. The policeman approaches it. Inside, a snow-pale driver is sitting.

\- What... officer... what did I do? I could swear I've...

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