Nominee Jokes - 9 Hilarious Nominee Jokes

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Talking about Donald Trump

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican Nominee for President.
The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise...

The Democratic nominee walks into a bar

because Donald Trump set it so low.

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Being the oldest nominee for president...

You could say that Joe's been Biden his time.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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Education nominee Betsy DeVos wins Senate confirmation vote

I kept seeing this in r/news, but I was sure it belonged here......

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Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee?

They hate colored people.

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I just realized that all the people on Schindler's List

...were Oskar nominees.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

The interrupting VP nominee.

The interr...

KAINE!

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The Mysterious Letters of Gustavo Rahre

Gustavo Rahre (1932-1991) was an eccentric Chilean artist who left mysterious sculptures of letters of the alphabet scattered in remote locations around the globe. Working with local materials—limestone, sandstone, granite, clay, even wood and peat—he sculpted his first letter, an O, not far from hi...

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