The Democratic nominee walks into a bar

because Donald Trump set it so low.

Being the oldest nominee for president...

You could say that Joe's been Biden his time.

Education nominee Betsy DeVos wins Senate confirmation vote

I kept seeing this in r/news, but I was sure it belonged here......

Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee?

They hate colored people.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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Talking about Donald Trump

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican Nominee for President.
The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The interrupting VP nominee.

The interr...

KAINE!

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