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Runoff Jokes

What's it called when Herschel Walker has diarrhea?

A Georgia runoff.

What's the similarity between a river with too much agricultural runoff and really liking someone from the Far East?

One is eutrophication, the other is "You terrific Asian"

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The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer

A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid - the top half was a stunning, curvy redhead, and the bottom half was a tiger shark. As he watches, the pair finish the act...

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Medical science has come a long way.

There's a tribe in Africa whose exposure to chemical runoff in the water from local mines created birth defects. One out of every three children are born with no eyelids. Volunteer doctors created a procedure where they take the foreskin from new born males and create eyelids for those born without ...

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Russian barman say, "Here is shot of drink for each of you".

If you can tells me what is this drink, you can has 5 minute alone in back room with Olga." All three mans is very excite about this!

First Romanian take drink. He smack lips and say, "Taste like..." But before finish, he fall over dead.

Next, Estonian man take drink. He make burp and ...

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