What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes.

My girlfriend asked me if I like English crumpets

Apparently "Yeah, Keira Knightley and Daisy Ridley are gorgeous!" was the wrong answer

BRITISH PERSON DOING AMERICAN ACCENT: *does so perfectly*

#####AMERICAN PERSON DOING BRITISH ACCENT:
"Allo guvnah! Pishy poshy crumpet cheerie-o old bean!"

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Two Mormons knock on an old Englishman's door...

The old man opens the door and smiles at the two fine gentlemen dressed in white dress shirts and black ties. They say, "Hello, we're with the church of Latter-day Saints and we're here to spread the gospel of God. Do you mind if we come in to speak with you?" The old man replies with a smile, "Sure...

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