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Buffering Jokes

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Porn buffering is their way to tell you...

"We did not think you would last beyond this point"

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During sex with my wife,

I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said "What the hell are you doing?"


And I was like "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

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Man: *Stops having sex.*

Woman: What are you doing?

Man: I saw this in a porn video once. It's called buffering.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend, and thought I'd try something new

so I stopped and completely froze in motion. She asked me "What the hell are you doing?" I said " a move I saw on pornhub.. it's called buffering"

I asked my grandpa why it takes him so long to pee. He said

The stream is buffering.

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Dave and his missus were going for it one night when Dave suddenly froze for 5 seconds

‘What was that all about?’ asked Dave’s wife

‘It’s something I saw on Pornhub. It’s called buffering’.

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What does Mark Zuckerberg call his wife during sex?

Buffering…

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I spent my adolescence watching porn on dial up.

Now I have a fetish for buffering.

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What's the worst thing about sex?

Buffering.

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Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend.

She asks, "Why did you stop?"

I reply, "Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."

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Frank and his wife are having sex

All of a sudden, Frank stops and remains completely motionless. His wife exclaims: "Frank, what the hell are you doing?". Frank replies: "Oh, it's just something I saw on a porn site...it's called 'buffering'..."

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While having sex ...

While having sex he suddenly stops and completely freezes.

"Whats wrong honey?", she asks.

He replies:"I've seen them do this in porn, its called buffering."

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A man was having sex with his wife and stops suddenly...

A man was having sex with his wife and stops suddenly, then continues again after a minute or so. He did this a few times.

His wife getting frustrated asked him what was he doing. He replied, you silly you don't know anything, I have seen this in porn. Its called buffering...

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New sex technique

A man and his wife are in bed and things start to heat up. After a little bit of foreplay the man suddenly stops. His wife asks "What's wrong? Is it me?" The man replies " No I learned this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

A man told his wife he wanted to try out something new in bed that he had seen on the internet.

They started making love as normal, then all of a sudden he froze and stayed perfectly still.

His wife asked him what the hell he was doing.

The man replied, "Apparently it's called buffering."

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My wife has been watching porn to learn new ways to spice up our sex life.

The other night she laid down in bed and remained completely motionless while we made love. I asked what she was doing. She said “it’s called ‘buffering’ honey”.

What does a video of a Food Buffet being set up, look like?

I dont know yet, its still Buffering

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I asked my wife to go online and watch some porn to get some ideas for the bedroom.

Next time we made love, she laid there motionless. I asked her "what are you doing?". She replied, I saw this online, it's called "buffering".

Man: Dude my wife just crashed my mustang!

Friend: OMG is she okay??

Man: Well she may need some buffering and new coat of paint but she should be alright.

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Porn

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when I suddenly stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
She said "What's up"?
I said "Nothing, it's something that I picked up watching internet porn, it's called Buffering"

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I've been learning from porn for several years now...

After all this studying I have to be great at Buffering by now.

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How to spice things up

A man and his wife are having a lot of trouble when it comes to being creative in bed. The wife begins to become fed up with the same old boring routine sex so the husband decides to do his research. The next night, the husband is feeling good about himself and tells his wife that he has something b...

So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ...

Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke.

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A husband and wife come home one night and decide to make love...

They go to the bedroom, take each others clothes off, and start to get it on. Things were starting to get hot and heavy, the husband suddenly freezes in place. The wife said "Honey, what the fuck are you doing?". The husband replied "I wanted to try this technique I saw in a porno one time, it's cal...

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During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless..

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Girl: What the heck are you doing??

Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called "buffering"

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An Old couple is having sex..

Right in the middle of it, as the old woman is moaning and twitching, the old man stops suddenly and remains motionless for a good 20 seconds. Then he continues from where left off.

Another minute later, he does the same thing. This goes on for a few more times, till finally the old woman h...

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Another Santa-Banta Joke

During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless....

Wife: What the hell are you doing?

Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING

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Virgin has sex for the first time.

A virgin is having sex for the first time. The woman he likes agreed so they went into the bedroom to have sex. The virgin was very nervous because he doesn't know how to get started. The woman said to the virgin "It's okay, I'll show you what to do." So the woman lays down on her back, pulling ...

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