A bar was hosting the ‘Unbeatable’ bucking bronco with a $1000 prize for anyone that lasted more than 7 seconds without being bucked off

The night had seen all comers dispatched off the bull with ease, when a scrawny little man stepped up.

The bull started its revolutions - 1, 2, 3, 4 seconds - most expected him to come off.

5, 6 seconds - the crowd takes notice and starts cheering him on as he hangs on for dear life. <...

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Man walks into a bar, shouts to a fella across the room "I bucked your ma last night!”

Fella dosent say anything.

He then shouts " She sucked my c**k".

Fella again says nothing.

He then stands up again and shouts " I gave her one up the arse"

Fella shouts back " For f**ks sake Da will ye go home your blocked".

Hite ride

Me and my wife went to the Grand Canyon, we wanted to ride down on donkeys. We started going and the donkey bucked and my wife fell off. She said "1!". She gets back on. I was very confused. It bucked her off again and she said "2". The third time the donkey bucked her off she shoots it in the head ...

Timbuktu

The National poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu”

First to recite his poe...

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