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If the love between men is referred to as "brotherly love," what do you call the love between women?

Scissorly love

The Ministers Wife

Jack goes to his friend Joe and says, *"I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after service for me?"*

Joe doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees.

After the service, Joe starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid...

At Friday night services, Morris asks his friend Irving.

"I need a favor, I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?"

Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' life-long friend, he reluctantly agrees. After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him all sor...

Brotherly Love

A new Irish pub opens in downtown New York. On the first day, an Irishman walks in and orders three pints of Guinness.


He takes a sip from the first one, then a sip from the second and finally a sip from the third. He does this in turn until all pints are empty. This goes on every day for...

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