A swimming coach was holding trials for his new team.
When a man with no arms walks in and demands a trial.
The Coach looked a little skeptical, but not wanting to discriminate, he agreed.
The no-armed man dived into the pool and began to kick his legs furiously, motoring down the length of the pool at a tremendous rate, and records the q...
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Fox goes to Amsterdam
(This was told to me by a Bulgarian guy...)
So the fox has just come back from a weekend break in Amsterdam, and managed to sneak some high-grade weed back with her. It's a beautiful sunny day, so she decides to relax at a nearby lake and smoke a joint.
She's just sparked up when a fro...