I think it's unfair that history forgot Tutankhamen's half brother..
Why didn't Kim Jong Un cry when he heard his half brother, Kim Jong Nam, had been killed?
Because the news was unbereaveable.
Whats you father's occupation?
Asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year. "He's a magician," said the small boy. "How interesting! What's his favorite trick? "Sawing people in half." "Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' "Yes, one half brother and two half-sisters."
My dad is a magician who cuts people in half
Practicing his act resulted in me now having 2 half brothers
An old woman passed away. Her 25 children attended the funeral.
The priest spoke of her extraordinary life.
“She married John and they had had 13 children before he passed. Then she remarried. She and her beloved Richard had 7 children. But he sadly died as well. But she married again and had 5 children with Michael. Now she is at rest. Thank you, Lord f...
We went to a lumbering museum recently...
The guide, a former lumberjack, described work with a pit saw as very dangerous. "If you don't believe me," he said, "go ask my half brother!"
So, what's your profession again?
"Well", answered the man, "I'm a magician!"
"A Magician? What type of Magician?"
"It's a family business and I do the sawing down!"
"Family business? So do you have siblings?"
"Yes, two half brothers"
So, did you hear about the teacher ...
... who was discussing different jobs held by parents.
When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, “And what does your father do?” “Oh, he’s a magician,” replied Johnny. “Really? What’s his best trick?” “His best trick is sawing people in half.” “Wonderful!” exclaimed the...
Susie Lee Done Fell In Love
Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy ’bout it all She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, “Susie gal, You’ll have to find another. I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know, But Joe is yo’ half brother.”
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There once was a wasp, he wasn't very happy with his life in the hive. One day he decided to go back to high school. After his senior year he graduated with flying colours, a 4.0 GPA, honours with distinction and 4 scholarships. After high school he applies to Harvard. Of course, he gets accepted an...