A guy pops his head out and says, "sorry, but we are out of bread." The Pole in line begins shouting: "I have lived in this country all my life! I have lived my life for Communism! Now I have no bread after waiting in line for 2 hours! What were we fighting for? Communism sucks! I hate this country!...
Soviet Bread Line
At one of USSR's bread lines during the Perestroika, a man in the crowd is mumbling to himself. "No bread, no milk, no meat, what a shame". Two policemen walking the beat hearing his mumbling walk up to him, and say:
"Citizen, if you said that 40 years ago you'd be shot, so just shut up and s...
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Comrade Stepofsky and Comrade Yuri are standing in a bread line
You know - says stepofsky - this bread line is so long. Every day we wait hours for one measly loaf for a whole family. This is ridiculous! I am going to do something about it
Yeah yeah - mutters Yuri - you talk a big game but you won’t do anything
Next day, Stepofsky returns, even m...
A man's waiting in a bread line in the Soviet Union
He's been waiting for hours, but just as he reaches the front of the line, the woman inside says, "sorry, out for today," and slams the door shut.
Naturally, he's apoplectic. He starts shouting- "So this is communism, eh?! I fought in the war against fascism, I've worked for the state my wh...
Politics in terms of cows
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes a high portion of the milk they produce to be redistributed.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and you have to get into a bread line for food instead.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State will kill you ...
This one takes some thinking.
A guy takes his date to a dinner at the local country club. It’s an unusual setup: People have to wait in separate lines for each type of food.
As his date sits down, the guy volunteers to go get their dinner. First he waits in the line for the roast beef. Then he waits in the line for potat...
What is five hundred meters long and eats only potatoes?
Soviet bread line.
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