What do defensive linemen and porn stars have in common?
At some point both of them have said to themselves "This sack is going to make my career."
If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...
Electricians are delighted
Corpses are decrypted
Cowboys are deranged
Models are deposed
Underwear models are debriefed
Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted
Jilted women are debrided
HVAC technicians are deducted
Tennis linemen ar...
The Washington Football Team got rid of their previous name because it was offensive
So why didn't they get rid of their offensive linemen?
An old man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of wrinkly, dried up lemon rinds...
An old man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of wrinkly, dried up lemon rinds. He sits down and orders a beer from one hell of a beefy, muscled bartender. He takes a shakey sip from his dark, dark beer, puts it back down, and asks about the lemons as old and shriveled as he is.
"We have a ...