Brake Pedal Jokes

It was tired of being depressed.

It takes a screenshot

He said it only slowed him down.

Just like there are brake lights for the brake pedal, there are also gaslights for the gas pedal. No, I didn't make that up, everyone has them. I swear. Have you ever read the owners manual? Everyone knows about them, I'm surprised that you don't. How do not know about the gaslighting?

"They stole my dashboard, they stole my steering wheel, they stole my brake pedal, they even stole my gas pedal.."

Then, before the cops can ask where he is, he says, "Hey, never mind, I’m in the back seat"

Instructor: First, depress the brake pedal.

Me: (pointing at brake) You’ll never go anywhere in life without your brother’s help!

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator." he moaned.


Five minutes later, the phone at the police station rang again. It was the same drunk. "Sorry" , he slurred, " I just realised I got into the backseat by mistake."

-I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize I was driving.

-Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

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... when they begin down a hill and the brakes fail! The car goes faster and faster and eventually veers off the road through a guard rail, through some woods, narrowly missing numerous trees and boulders and miraculously comes to a stop in some bushes with no one being injured. After catching the... read more

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!
" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay cal... read more