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A guy was cutting with an acetylene torch

A guy was cutting with an acetylene torch when suddenly there is a break in the line. The acetelyne starts shooting up his arm and a stray spark ignites it. His arm bursts into flame. He starts running around the shop waving his arm around while it's on fire until someone hits him with the fire exti...

I was using an acetylene torch and accidentally burnt myself.

It’s okay though, I’ll b-ethyne.

What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch?

Spiny the welder.

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams...

But an oxy-acetylene torch can burn down 600 years of French heritage in 12 hours.

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