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Acetylene Jokes

I was using an acetylene torch and accidentally burnt myself.

It’s okay though, I’ll b-ethyne.

What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch?

Spiny the welder.

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She was only the welder's daughter

But she had Acetylene tits.

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams...

But an oxy-acetylene torch can burn down 600 years of French heritage in 12 hours.

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