It’s World War II, just before dusk. And a Native American Code Talker named Grey Beaver was running for his life...
Author's note - Wrote this from memory. When you tell this joke in person, act out the stuff in brackets.
It’s World War II, just before dusk. And a Native American Code Talker named Grey Beaver was running for his life from a German patrol. One of the benefi...
My grandfather's favorite joke.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where ya left it. [My grandfather suffers from dementia and for some odd reason he remembers this joke and continues to tell it.] Edit: Sorry I am relatively new to reddit so I've added some brackets thanks guys! Edit 2:I decided to show my grandf...
Cruel March Madness Odds
If you want a sure thing in your men’s NCAA tournament pool, you’ll need to fill out the 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 brackets necessary to guarantee a winner. Just leave yourself *plenty* of time to finish them all*:* if you filled out one bracket every second it would take you 292 billion years to co...
A 13 year old boy is getting braces
The young boy is self conscious about the entire ideal. The Orthodontist asks him what color he would like.
Boy: Is clear an option?
Orthodontist: Unfortunately no.
Boy: I don't want it to be obvious, so I think I'll stick with white.
Orthodontist: So it blends with your ...
The Rhyming Competition
The was a very classy rhyming competition and after a long day of working through the brackets there were only two contestants left. While his opponent waited in a sound-proof room backstage, the defending champion takes the podium. His name is Preston Hughs, a scholar, gentleman, and has many of...
Courtesy of a child at work
(My responses are in the brackets)
Will you remember me in a hour? (Yes) Will you remember me in a day? (Yes) Will you remember me in a week? (Yes) Will you remember me in a month? (Yes) Will you remember me in a year? (Yes)
Knock knock (Who's there?) You've forgotte...
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Why IRS hasn't taxed the only thing it left out - penis!
NEW TAX CODE
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but th...
Reading Too Far Into It
A woman decides to surprise her blind boyfriend on his birthday by having herself vajazzled in Braille.
She goes to her salon and gets a full wax, the salon girl glues the sequins around her crotch according to her careful instructions, and she rushes home and hops into bed. She calls her bo...