Teacher: What's the most important punctuation mark?

Little Johnny: The period?

Teacher: Correct. Can you tell me why?

Little Johnny: I'm not sure, but when my sister missed hers, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack , and the next door neighbor shot himself.

Whats a prisoners favorite punctuation mark?

Period.

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

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The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark.

It was almost a catastrophe.

I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.

I expect a long sentence.

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

..accommodating.

My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark

I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work...

me getting out of time machine I did it

Her did what

me I killed the guy who invented punctuation marks

Little Johnny was learning about punctuation

The teacher was explaining all of the different punctuation marks.

She listed the comma, question mark and when she got to period; Little Johnny raised his hand.

He asked: Why are periods so important?

The teacher responded: Well, they are a fundamental part of the written langu...

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sex positions for grammar nazis

There was once a book written in ancient India about sexual positions using punctuation marks.



It was called the comma sutra.

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