A programmer is working on a convenience store cash register...
A programmer is working on the software for a cash register computer at a convenience store. He finally thinks he got it done and tests a few items. Scans a gallon of milk:
Perfect. How about this bag of beef jerky?
Excellent. 20 oz soda?
One big happy family.
My wife and I got married last summer, we were together since we were teens, she was the only person that wanted to be with me, and she was the only one I wanted to be with, other than my best friend ofcource , he’s the only other one I’d spend my time with, and it helped that my friend and my then ...
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Morning Inspection at a POW camp
This joke needs an accent and some body motions for full effect. (I included them in parenthesis)
At a German POW Camp the Commanding officer inspects the prisoners each morning in a line up. One Day as he's going down the line he gets to the final three prisoners and inspects them.
How should you give credit to a parent who helped you write your thesis?
Mention their name in parenthesis.