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Have you heard about the new sex position called the Liz Truss?

That's when you give her a weak Pound, then immediately leave the House.

Liz truss let her country down she let her party down

But most importantly she lettuce all down

I decided to name the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss

Wiltin’ Churchill

My son asked if he could meet the British Prime Minister

I said "Boris Johnson? Liz Truss will probably be too busy. What do you want to meet Rishi Sunak for anyway?"

The British Prime Minister resigned today.

I guess the people lost their Truss.

Macbeth’s fortune

Liz Truss: Devil granted me the wish that I will meet a king and a queen during my time as PM. Hence I will be the longest serving PM!

God: That may not be the only way to look at it Liz.

British joke

According to legend if at midnight you look in a mirror and say the words "workers rights" 3 times Liz Truss appears and takes them away

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I get really bad anxiety when driving over bridges.

My therapist says I have truss issues.

Oingo Boingo

A group of men were captured in the deep darkest jungle by a tribe. They were trussed up, and marched into the camp, where they were drumming and singing.

The chieftain walked up to them and offered them each a choice. "Oingo boingo, or death?"

The first man said "well, I don't want ...

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Sally's first job

Little Sally is excited that a new house is going to be built on the vacant lot next-door.

Soon she gets to see the ground dug up, a foundation laid down, and the arrival of the carpenters. They're a little rough around the edges but after a short while, Sally is over there talking with the c...

I can't stand working on roofs

Apparently I have truss issues

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Structural Integrity.

What did the bridge engineer say when someone doubted his bridge's structural integrity?

"You're gonna have to truss me on this one."

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.

His name was Dolf, but he was more commonly called by another name, whispered by mothers to their children as a warning - "The Red", owing to the spatters of Roman blood that covered his wolfskin armour after battles.

It was a week before Christmas night that Dolf strode into a small inn, own...

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