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My friends get annoyed when I post in italics.

*I guess it's a bit too right-leaning for them*
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A friend was complaining about Italians. “Damn those Italians and their slanted eyes!”, he said.

I replied, “I think you mean *italics*.
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We Finally Know Why The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Is Leaning.

The graphic designer pressed the *ITALICS* key on accident.
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I can't stand Italians and their slanty eyes...

...no, wait, *italics*.
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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide...

*italics* gentleman bows
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