After jacking myself off to logical deduction, i realized that im really weird.
This is the conclusion that i came to.
A hooker got arrested by the IRS after some grammatical mistakes made them take a second look at her deductions.
She got done in by a sin tax error.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were having a conversation.
Sherlock turned to Watson. "Observe the stars above us and the grass below us, what can you deduce? You know my methods."
Watson thought carefully. "From the position of the stars, i can deduce our approximate location, as well as the month. The grass is moist, so it has obviously rained rece...
An infamous sleuth gets half of his deduction wrong.
He was a Defective.
I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning..
Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop
Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?
He's a master of deduction.
A lawyer, an accountant, and an actuary are arguing over whether it is better to have a married spouse or an unmarried lover.
The lawyer says a lover because it’s legally easier to disentangle yourself from a lover. The accountant says a spouse because you can get a tax deduction with a spouse. The actuary says it’s better to have both because you can lie to each of them, telling each of them that you’re with the o...
A priest lived behind his chapel
...and one morning, he heard a knock on his door. The priest opens the door and finds an armless man standing there.
"How can I help you, son?" Asks the priest.
"Well sir," said the fellow, "The name's Sam, and I'm down out of luck. It's hard to get by as an armless man, and I need to ...
There are two types of people in the world.
Those that can find an answer through simple deduction.
SHERLOCK HOLMES WAS CAMPING WITH DR. WATSON
Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson…
…and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see?
Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, “Stars. Millions and millions of them.”
Holmes responded: “I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you ...
Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax?
Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.
A gymnast walks into a bar.
He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal.
Watson and Holmes are returning from the lock-and-key shop where they've ordered an extra apartment key because Watson lost his.
As they arrive, Watson bounds up the steps to 221B Baker Street and barges into their apartment as Sherlock Holmes follows him.
"I'll show you my deductions today Holmes!", he says. "I can deduce too!"
Sherlock Holmes shows him the only key to the apartment and says, "What can you ded...