What did Sodium say to Bromine and Oxygen when they offered a threesome?
Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor.
Me : You've got to br kidding. Scientist : This is no laughing matter.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn’t know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn’t know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.
Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?
Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?
Na BrO !
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So there are three friars living atop a mountain
So there are three friars living atop a mountain, and they tend to the most beautiful garden in all the land. One day, one of the friars decides he could make a flower one hundred times prettier than all the other flowers in the garden, if only he could cross-breed a few that he had already.<b...
Girl: You’re like a hypobromite ion to me.
Me: A what?
Girl: A BrO−
I don't know.
So, there are three people living in a forest. There's a smart person, a person with average smarts, and an idiot. The smart person goes out and brings back a bear. The others ask him how he did it. He replies back with, "I find the tracks. I follow the tracks. I kill the bear." The next day, the pe...
My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.
I replied, "NaBrO"
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium bromide?
a boy found a genie's lamp
"WOW!" the boy said, "It's a real genie!"
"Okay, my first wish is for every word to be four letters."
The Genie said: "Gran"
"now, make ever word star with br."
"Brw brke brev brrd brar brth bruh"
"bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh"
The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse...
The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse on the street in Brooklyn. He decides call the police. Man: I've f-f-found a w-w-wandering h-h-horse. Policeman: Okay. We will come. Where are you now? Man: In Br-r ... (stutters tremendously) Policeman: Bronx? Man: Br-r ... Damn (hangs ...
You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
Genie’s 3 Wishes
Genie: aight, you got 3 wishes. What’d you like to wish for?
Me: I wish everything was 4 letters!
Genie: your wish is gran
Me: I wish ever word star with br
Genie: brur brsh br bran
Me: b brsh brer brde brth uh
Genie: bruh bruh bruh bruh
Hunting by the Tracks
3 friends are out camping and hunting together. A blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They take turns going out hunting while the other two tend the camp. First the Brunette goes out hunting. She creeps off into the woods and a short while later comes back with a deer dragging behind her.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,
He said NaBrO
They told me to stop making chemistry jokes
But then I was like NaBrO
A chemist walks into a bar...
Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite?
Someone asked me if I smoked
I said sodium Bromate
Hope you liked my joke! Let me know if you think you've seen it before. I thought I came up with it but these Jokes are common and I'm not clever enough so I possibly read it somewhere ...
1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H...
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Boudreaux and the foreman
Here is a nice corny oke im sure has been posted before
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'
'Without numbers?' The Cajun says...
I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate...
He said NaBrO3
What do you call a gun that's cold?
Brangelina is no more.
And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.