Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn’t know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn’t know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?
Na BrO !
I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.
Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?
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So there are three friars living atop a mountain
So there are three friars living atop a mountain, and they tend to the most beautiful garden in all the land. One day, one of the friars decides he could make a flower one hundred times prettier than all the other flowers in the garden, if only he could cross-breed a few that he had already.<b...
Girl: You’re like a hypobromite ion to me.
Me: A what?
Girl: A BrO−
I don't know.
So, there are three people living in a forest. There's a smart person, a person with average smarts, and an idiot. The smart person goes out and brings back a bear. The others ask him how he did it. He replies back with, "I find the tracks. I follow the tracks. I kill the bear." The next day, the pe...
My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.
I replied, "NaBrO"
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium bromide?
a boy found a genie's lamp
"WOW!" the boy said, "It's a real genie!"
"Okay, my first wish is for every word to be four letters."
The Genie said: "Gran"
"now, make ever word star with br."
"Brw brke brev brrd brar brth bruh"
"bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh"
You wanna hear about the time I gave my girl a shot of sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
Genie’s 3 Wishes
Genie: aight, you got 3 wishes. What’d you like to wish for?
Me: I wish everything was 4 letters!
Genie: your wish is gran
Me: I wish ever word star with br
Genie: brur brsh br bran
Me: b brsh brer brde brth uh
Genie: bruh bruh bruh bruh
Hunting by the Tracks
3 friends are out camping and hunting together. A blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They take turns going out hunting while the other two tend the camp. First the Brunette goes out hunting. She creeps off into the woods and a short while later comes back with a deer dragging behind her.
The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse...
The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse on the street in Brooklyn. He decides call the police. Man: I've f-f-found a w-w-wandering h-h-horse. Policeman: Okay. We will come. Where are you now? Man: In Br-r ... (stutters tremendously) Policeman: Bronx? Man: Br-r ... Damn (hangs ...
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he got any sodium Hypobromite,
He said NaBrO
They told me to stop making chemistry jokes
But then I was like NaBrO
A chemist walks into a bar...
Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite?
Someone asked me if I smoked
I said sodium Bromate
Hope you liked my joke! Let me know if you think you've seen it before. I thought I came up with it but these Jokes are common and I'm not clever enough so I possibly read it somewhere ...
1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H...
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Boudreaux and the foreman
Here is a nice corny oke im sure has been posted before
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'
'Without numbers?' The Cajun says...
I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate...
He said NaBrO3
What do you call a gun that's cold?
Brangelina is no more.
And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.