Protons Jokes

“Can’t you just let us Be?”, they asked.
The group of eleven replied, “Na”.

Are the little things that matter.

Because they didn't want to elect ron

Cuz you a Ho

Cesium salad.

Because you are sodium fine :p

*CHARGE!*

I got my Ion you

They forgot to mention Morons.

Thanks for the gold!

One electron said to the other, "This quantum trading stuff sounds like imaginary nonsense; if I can carry meaningful information faster than the speed of light, then I will."

The remaining electron watched his former partner depart into the nether, sighed, then said to his collar microphone,... read more

And see three electrons in a corner. One turns to the other says they should leave. The other asks him why and he says "I don't like them, the always turn everything so negative".

They were enjoying themselves until the electrons attacked them. There was a scare in the party scene. Then emerged a brave man who took care of all electrons at once..All the protons were astounded by it and asked him who he was.

He replied, "Bond...Covalent bond"

for keeping our community positive.

jk protons can't walk

Plus sizes!

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt... read more

So far, the results have been positive.

If you were an atom you would have 67 protons

The first one was selling protons and electrons for .10 cents each. The second one was just handing out neutrons to anyone. When I asked the second one why he wouldn't accept any money for the neutrons he repllied: *they're free of charge*.

"How much are the protons?"

"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."

electrons: 10 cents

protons: 10 cents

neutrons: free of charge

we thought atoms represented the smallest unit of matter. Although initially thought to be indivisible, this was proven false and each atom is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons inside.

For a time these were the smallest units, then we found that these protons and neutrons were made u... read more

Do these protons make my mass look big?

A group of cosmic rays establishes a stock trading company. As energetic as they come, they start off with a bang. With a handful of eager young protons joining their ranks, they begin to see extremely positive gains in their investments in no time. They're making more money than they know what to d... read more