COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.
Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...
Germs boost your immune system
They say that exposure germs boosts your immune system. So to ensure a healthy amount of exposure, a couple times a week I take a sip of some tea that's been sitting out for a few days. I don't plan it..... But it still happens :(
Two policemen are walking through a park and see how a young man is putting an apple core in a plastic bag.
Then he takes another apple, eats it and puts the core in the bag again.
So they approach him: "Excuse me, why do you return the apple cores back in the plastic bag when there's a garbage bin next to you?"
He says: "When I get home, I'll take the apple seeds out of them and eat them. I...
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A frog is born mute
A frog is born mute so he can’t make any noises that a frog typically makes because, well, he can’t make any noises at all. So naturally it’s very difficult for the frog to make friends with the other frogs and he ends up with just one friend; a tortoise who’s had the patience and the wherewithal to...
An inspector goes to check on a factory that makes baby bottles and condoms.
When he arrives he meets the supervisor who gives him the tour around the factory. He is first shown the bottle section and he doesn't notice anything out of place.
Afterwards, they walk to the condom and nipple (the rubber thing on top of bottles) section of the factory. The machines that ma...