Husband: I lost my wife, she was shopping and has not come back yet.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: I'm not sure a suit maybe or dress i don't know.
Inspector: What her weight?
Husband: I don;t know i have never checked.
Inspector: Slim/ tall/ healthy....
Replaced my girlfriend with a supercharger
At least I enjoy hearing it whine
So my wife went missing. I went to the police to report her disappearance...
The policeman asked “What is she wearing?” I replied “I don’t recall”. The policeman asked “What is her height?” I replied “Average”. The policeman asked “Weight?” I replied “Who knows?” The policeman asked “Hair colour?” I replied “Mmm what month ar...
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ...
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