A Woman Goes Into Labor...

...Her husband rushes her to the hospital. The delivery is taking much longer than usual and is exceptionally painful. The normal pain killers aren't working, so the doctor approaches the husband with a revolutionary new device. The device would transfer increments of the wife's pain to the Father o...

How to ask for a raise

Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me.


Boss: Which 4?


Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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