What's something that all cooked turkeys have?

They all have cavities and no teeth

One of my buddies told me a joke about turkeys...

Dont remember how it went, but it was pretty baste

What’s the difference between retail workers and turkeys?

We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

If the natives had given the pilgrams donkeys instead of turkeys, we would all be eating Ass for Thanksgiving!


why did the turkey cross the road twice

to prove he was not a chicken

A man goes to a restaurant and has the most delicious turkey he's ever tasted...

He asks the chef, "How do you prepare the turkeys?"

The chef replies, "Oh, nothing special, we just tell them they're gonna die."

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys...

But it was removed because of fowl language.

I make vegetarian thanksgivings dinners

They're called chive turkeys

How old do Muslim turkeys need to be before they go to Mecca?

Pilgrim age

Where can you find radioactive turkeys?


Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.

They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

Why do turkeys eat so much?

Cause they like to gobble things down.

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