What’s the difference between retail workers and turkeys?

We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.

A man goes to a restaurant and has the most delicious turkey he's ever tasted...

He asks the chef, "How do you prepare the turkeys?"

The chef replies, "Oh, nothing special, we just tell them they're gonna die."

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys...

But it was removed because of fowl language.

How old do Muslim turkeys need to be before they go to Mecca?

Pilgrim age

What did the Pilgrims call the turkeys that were hard to catch?

Fast Food

Where can you find radioactive turkeys?

Chergobble

Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.

They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

What did the mother turkey say to the little turkeys on Thanksgiving?

Mind your manners! If your dad could see you now, he‘d roll over in his gravy!

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

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