One of my buddies told me a joke about turkeys...

Dont remember how it went, but it was pretty baste


why did the turkey cross the road twice

to prove he was not a chicken

What’s the difference between retail workers and turkeys?

We let the turkey rest on Thanksgiving.

A man goes to a restaurant and has the most delicious turkey he's ever tasted...

He asks the chef, "How do you prepare the turkeys?"

The chef replies, "Oh, nothing special, we just tell them they're gonna die."

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys...

But it was removed because of fowl language.

How old do Muslim turkeys need to be before they go to Mecca?

Pilgrim age

Where can you find radioactive turkeys?


Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.

They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

What did the mother turkey say to the little turkeys on Thanksgiving?

Mind your manners! If your dad could see you now, he‘d roll over in his gravy!

Why don’t turkeys eat on thanksgiving?

Because they’re stuffed!

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