A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reachi...
Why do Cattle Ranchers gamble so much?
They Like Raising Steaks
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."
Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"
"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.
"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" an...
Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle.
The steaks have never been higher.
Two Ranchers make a deal.
One rancher has the largest bull in Texas and the second rancher has the best milking cow in the county. They decide to mate the two and split the offspring between them.
They lead the bull to the cow, but the cow walk away disinterested. The bull tries to mount the cow, but the cow walks aw...
In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains.
Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.
Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales.
They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal.
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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?
Because they always get a little hoarse
It was a typical night at a saloon in the Old West
The ranchers and townsmen were inside, drinking beer and having a good time. Some played poker, others watched the dancing girls, and music from the piano played in the background.
Suddenly, the saloon doors burst open and slammed against the walls. Everyone was startled, and the entire sal...
Two women go to Spain to buy a bull...
Two women got sent to Spain from America to buy a bull for a wealthy Rancher.
They have a great time travelling and sight seeing. They lose themselves in the fun and end up spending all of their bull-purchasing money buying match tickets to watch the El Classico. Once the euphoria is over,...