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It’s weird that the rhinos are dying out

Because they’re so horny

Why don't you see rhinos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

The longest circumcision in history

I had this mate and he used to go on about it his job all the time, you know the type? Work, work, work! Well this was particularly annoying in his case, as he was a professional circumciser.

I said to him one day do you enjoy your work? And off he went...

He said yes it’s a fantasti...

Hating Pachyderms

If you say you hate all pachyderms, but you're actually cool with elephants and rhinos, your really just being hippo critical

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