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Rhinos Jokes

Why don't you see rhinos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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It’s weird that the rhinos are dying out

Because they’re so horny

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Rhinos produce 1,346,980 sperm cells per ejaculation...

I guess its because they're always so horny...

Hating Pachyderms

If you say you hate all pachyderms, but you're actually cool with elephants and rhinos, your really just being hippo critical

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