Kool Jokes - 32 Hilarious Kool Jokes

Doc I can’t stop imitating the Kool Aid man...

Doctor: Oh no!

Patient: Oh yeah!

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Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet.

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Inappropriate times for the Kool-Aid Man to bust through the wall.

“I’m so glad you brought me here Jack, I’ve never seen the engine room of an Ocean Liner before.”

“Oh, no?”

**”Oh, Yeah!”**

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I never could stand the Kool-Aid man...

He's always so full of himself!

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Why don't Blondes make Kool-Aid?

Because they can't get eight cups of water into the tiny Kool-Aid pouch.

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I just found out the kool-aid man plays on a baseball team.

He's the pitcher.

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What do you get when you snort Kool-Aid powder?

A punchline

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Wanna hear a joke about Kool-Aid?

Crap. I forgot the punch line

Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall.

"Oh ya!"

[breaks 2nd wall]

"Oh ya!"

[3rd wall]

"OHHH YEAAHH!"

[breaks 4th wall]

*Winks at camera*

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The Kool-Aid man use to be a broadway actor

He had to turn to commercials after learning he had the inability to stop himself from breaking the fourth wall.

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Why did the Kool-Aid man stop acting on Broadway?

He always broke the fourth wall.

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What's the difference between Walter White and Kool Aid man when it comes to children's privacy?

One of them knocks

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Kool-Aid Man runs a 5k with a leak...

Punch line ensues.

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Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my cocaine

Punchline

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Why is the Kool-Aid man such a good comedian?

Because he has so many punchlines.

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What is the Kool-Aid Man’s favorite type of bar?

A hole in the wall...
OH YEEAAH

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What's the best place to wait for some kool-aid?

The punchline.

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I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor

But it wouldn't be very tasteful

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How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes...

with a punchline.

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What did the Kool-aid man say about Donald Trump's proposal?

OH Yeaaaaaaa!

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Oh sure, when a white man has HIV; people say he has AIDS. But when a black guy has it...

He has Kool Aids

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Yo mama so ugly...

when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall, he said "OH NOOOOOOOOO!"

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What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

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Therapist: what was you biggest fear again?

Me: the kool-aid man

Therapist: oh yeah

Me: Oh No

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Bill Cosby's defense rested after 6 minutes into the trial.

I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.

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A man is driving down a road when he sees a wandering man with his thumb out

Being the nice person he was, he pulled over and let the man in.

“Aww, thank you! I’ve been out there for about 2 hours just with my suitcase!”

They got to talking, and eventually the man got to his stop.

“Thank you, and I never told you what was in my suitcase. Come on out of y...

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Water.....I have news for you.

The poor bottle water notice he was red, it felt nauseous, it had diarrhea, and it had a sweet taste in its mouth. He went to the clinic to see what was wrong with him. But the doctor had bad news. He said" I'm sorry water, but you have **Kool** aids."

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Blonde Logic Highlights

Blonde Logic

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!

March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

Apr...

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An American and an Irishman order a beer at a bar.

The Irishman pulls out his money to pay and the American notices that the bills are all different colours.
"Who the fuck makes your money, Monopoly?" he asks sarcastically.
The Irishman looks over and responds "Who the fuck makes your beer, Kool Aid?"

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Blonde jokes

1. Why don't blondes like to make kool aid? They can't fit 8 quarters of water in that little package

2. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

3. How does a blonde turn on a light after sex? She opens the car door

4. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitch...

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