Beli Jokes - 3 Hilarious Beli Jokes

A man in ancient Rome cannibalises his wife and frames his neighbor Ridiculus.

Ridiculus goes to court and says, "I'm-a in-nocent-a! You have-a gott to beli-eve-a me!" (Ancient Romans sounded like Italians, in case you didn't know.)

They sentence him to fight in the colosseum. Turns out he his quite good at fighting. In no time he becomes the best, and he makes a great ...

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Jake, my pussy-eating frog

A guy walks into a bar holding a frog and when he sits down next to a hot blonde, he sets the frog on the bar. She turns to him and asks, "What the hell is that frog?"

"That's Jake, my pussy-eating frog."

The blonde looks at the frog, shakes her head and goes back to her drink. An hou...

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Is the carburetor said the horse

A guy was driving an old dusty truck when suddenly it stop working. Tired of the daily hard work, the driver has no option to verify whats going on and start looking the engines of the truck. A black horse with white spots in the head start approaching but the driver couldn’t care less.

“Is t...

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