Billie Eilish Jokes - 6 Hilarious Billie Eilish Jokes

Billie Eilish is officially 18 now, do you know what that means?

She's old enough to order 12 fascinating issues of Zoobooks for $19.95 if she calls 1-800-441-2400. When she calls, they'll include the bonus Elephants issue, stickers, and Tiger Poster with her order.

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Clothes are like Billie Eilish songs

I was really surprised when I found out that a kid made them

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Billie Eilish just turned 18...

...now she’s too old for Drake.

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What do you call a Billie Eilish doppelganger?

Billie Eil-ish

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Did you hear about the new Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish & Carly Rae Jepsen super-group?

They're called Billie Rae Cyrus

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So my grandpas doc came into the room yesterday and he says to me he says

“Can you sing a song for me” and I say “sure doc” and so I sing my absolute favorite Billie Eilish song and he goes, “you’re just like your grandpas heart rate,” breaks into tears and goes, “A little flat” (read in your best gangster voice)

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