How Does Leah Like Her Bathwater?

Luke-warm

My 9yo came up with this, don't ban me please lol

My three daughters will be named Jenna, Tay and Leah

So that they never forget where they came from.

Where does Luke Skywalker like to vacation?

The HimaLeah

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Johnny and Sarah are in Sunday School ...

Johnny and Sarah are sitting in Sunday school class when Sarah begins to fall asleep. The teacher notices this and decides to embarrass Sarah by asking her a question. The teacher asks, "Sarah, who created the heavens and the earth?" Johnny decides to help Sarah out and wake her up, so he covertly t...

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, fi...

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