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Bike Riding Jokes

Did you hear about bike riding greengrocer?

Don’t worry. He does avocado.

A hetero couple posted to r/twoXchromosomes to settle a dispute. One spouse had given their child a bike riding lesson but left the bike in the driveway. The other then backed their car over the bike. Who was at fault—the spouse who left the bike there or the spouse who didn’t check behind them?

The subreddit overwhelming responded: The husband.

Two Nuns are Bike Riding Through Town...

One looks to the other, says, "I've never came this way before!", to which she replies "Yeah I know! It's gotta be the cobblestones."

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