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I keep adding bath salts in the tub

But it still doesn't taste right.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven ate nine grams of bath salts and then killed all of the other numbers.

A wife walks in on her husband screwing some woman and says " That's it! I'm leaving you, this is the final straw!"

The man jumps up & says " Hold on, let me explain!" She waits. He tells her this...

"I met this girl at the store & she was broke, dirty & hungry. So I brought her home to help her with what ever I could. I let her take a bath, but before she got in the bath, I thought about those...

A college girl was found dead in her bathtub...

She decided to take a bath after a long day of testing. Unbeknownst to her, her roommate had a fetish of putting a 9-volt battery in the bath to give herself a small electric shock.

This time, however, she left it in the tub. The college girl decided she wanted to put some soothing bath salts...

A very old man hears a knock on his door one night...

He opens it and its Death who has come to take his soul. Being the rational, death-fearing man he is, he decides to delay his demise by inviting Death in. Death agrees and is immediately treated with a lavish dinner and is given several expensive gifts. The man says "Death, since I respect you so mu...

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