I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice.

Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.

A new carbonated beverage mimics the sounds of a human voice when you pour it out of the bottle.

or out of the can, soda speak.

Sierra appears on a trivia game show. Her first question is about carbonated beverages. Sierra knows nothing about carbonated beverages.

Needless to say, Sierra Mist that question.

Breaking News: United Airlines to replace carbonated beverage options.

They will now only sell punch.

I work at a very special soft drink company.

This company makes its drink by compressing the carbonated soda in its can to fit more in the can. But working here is kinda dull, and make you hate life a bit. And only recently have I felt somewhat suicidal. I decided the best way for me to go was in the compressor. Now while you would say this is...

im starting to think the earth is flat.

it just doesnt seem that carbonated.

The power of Pepsi

So a couple of friends of mine, one black, one white were at a protest and wondered which carbonated drink makes the police the most peaceful. Turns out it really is Pepsi. You see, my white friend went up to the front of the protest and shouted to the cops "Anybody wanna buy some Pepsi?!" and the c...

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