What is an Alzheimer patient's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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A musical group of 5 boys rented an apartment to practice for a concert.

As they start to practice an old man that lived in the floor below walks up and knocks on the door. He asks for the boys to keep it down because he is an old man he cant stand all the noise. The boys say ‘today practice tomorrow concert but we will try and keep it down’ . An hour later they go at it...

What do you call a musical group made of rubber?

An elastic band.

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