A man that works in a pickle factory walked into his local pub after work wearing a hospital wristband. "Did you have an accident at work today?" the barkeep asked. "Yes, I put my penis in the pickle slicer," the man replied...
"Her husband caught us"
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out.
I say bought, I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Indian man were in the hospital.
Their wives had just given birth and the three new fathers were waiting to see their newborn sons. A doctor came and ushered them into the newborn nursery. When they got there a worried-looking nurse said, "There's a problem. We forgot to put wristbands on the babies, and now we don't know which ...
A woman with an MLM set up shop in front of my house
In anger, I step outside ready to kill her. Then I see my What Would Jesus Do wristband.
So I grabbed a whip and chased the her out of my temple