My city just authorized yet another landfill, when the ones we already have will be more than enough for decades.
That space of waste is a waste of space.
One hot summer afternoon a police officer pulls into a yard.
The police officer then gets out of the car, and asks an old gentleman, "who owns the property?" The old man tells the officer that he does, and asks what he can do for him.
The officer, “I’m here to inspect your property for illegally grown drugs.” The old gentleman says, “Well, you go righ...
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Hilarious, subversive memo sent to 20,000 federal employees early in computer mass-messaging age
This memo was sent out to 20,000 federal employees in my agency in the early 1990s, when federal computer systems first got mass messaging. The first incarnation of this system allowed *any employee* to mass message. Some low-level employee sent this to all. Needless to say, the agency immediatel...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree t...