I've been thrown in prison for telling dad jokes...
Turns out I wasn't authorised, as I'm not a dad.
But don't worry, I'll be seeking a pa-role.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A group of train drivers go on strike.
This is authorised industrial action from there union, as the company were making cutbacks to the safety equipment. However a lot of them have nothing to do, so decide that there should a be a party somewhere. This issue is no one can decide where.
Eventually, the union rep stands up and says...