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Bernie said he's going to legalize marijuana on his first day in the Whitehouse

On his second day he'll legalize it everywhere else.

How do you legalize quack?

You start by passing a bill!

If there was a bipartisan push in Congress to legalize medical marijuana for arthritis treatment...

there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

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"Hey! I heard China just legalized same-sex marriage!", says a white man to a Chinese national.

"No we didn't.", replies the Chinese national.

"But Taiwan just legalized same-sex marriage!"

"No… Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

Brazil might as well legalize weed.

They’re smoking enough trees as it is.

The way to solve the opioid problem is to legalize the drugs,

but only sell them through Comcast customer service.

I can't believe Canada is about to legalize weed.

It's Trudeau.

What do you get when all 50 states legalize marijuana?

Baked Alaska.

All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair

We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

NJ Gov Elect Phil Murphy says he's going to legalize marijuana in his first 100 days. What's going to be higher than NJ residents?

Their taxes.

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Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage

because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned

[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount.

They called it "The Oregon Trail".

California legalized marijuana

I guess they had a high voter turnout.

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