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Bernie said he's going to legalize marijuana on his first day in the Whitehouse

On his second day he'll legalize it everywhere else.

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"Hey! I heard China just legalized same-sex marriage!", says a white man to a Chinese national.

"No we didn't.", replies the Chinese national.

"But Taiwan just legalized same-sex marriage!"

"No… Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

If there was a bipartisan push in Congress to legalize medical marijuana for arthritis treatment...

there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

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Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage

because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned

How to win the war on drugs

1) legalize all drugs.
2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

How do you legalize quack?

You start by passing a bill!

Im okay with pot being legalized.

But cocaine is…where I draw the line.

What happened after God legalized weed?

Prophets were at an all-time high

Brazil might as well legalize weed.

They’re smoking enough trees as it is.

California legalized marijuana

I guess they had a high voter turnout.

I can't believe Canada is about to legalize weed.

It's Trudeau.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

What do you get when all 50 states legalize marijuana?

Baked Alaska.

All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair

We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."

[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount.

They called it "The Oregon Trail".

NJ Gov Elect Phil Murphy says he's going to legalize marijuana in his first 100 days. What's going to be higher than NJ residents?

Their taxes.

Now that Canada legalized weed...

there's a whole lot of Canadians bakin

Trump legalizes marijuana to pay for the wall with the tax revenues.

This really stirred the pot.

If we legalized marijuana in Minnesota...

... we could afford to fill in our potholes.

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