Bernie said he's going to legalize marijuana on his first day in the Whitehouse
On his second day he'll legalize it everywhere else.
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"Hey! I heard China just legalized same-sex marriage!", says a white man to a Chinese national.
"No we didn't.", replies the Chinese national.
"But Taiwan just legalized same-sex marriage!"
"No… Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"
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If there was a bipartisan push in Congress to legalize medical marijuana for arthritis treatment...
there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.
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Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage
because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned
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How to win the war on drugs
1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.
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How do you legalize quack?
You start by passing a bill!
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Im okay with pot being legalized.
But cocaine is…where I draw the line.
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What happened after God legalized weed?
Prophets were at an all-time high
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Brazil might as well legalize weed.
They’re smoking enough trees as it is.
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California legalized marijuana
I guess they had a high voter turnout.
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I can't believe Canada is about to legalize weed.
It's Trudeau.
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How to legalize animal poaching ?
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
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What do you get when all 50 states legalize marijuana?
Baked Alaska.
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All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair
We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."
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[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount.
They called it "The Oregon Trail".
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NJ Gov Elect Phil Murphy says he's going to legalize marijuana in his first 100 days. What's going to be higher than NJ residents?
Their taxes.
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Now that Canada legalized weed...
there's a whole lot of Canadians bakin
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Trump legalizes marijuana to pay for the wall with the tax revenues.
This really stirred the pot.
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If we legalized marijuana in Minnesota...
... we could afford to fill in our potholes.
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