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What would you call Dobby, the house elf, if he were a really good speaker?

Dolby.

Yo momma so fat

Not even dolby could surround her

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Four Jewish brothers left home for college...

Four Jewish brothers left home for college to become a lawyer, a doctor, a hedge fund operator, and a retailer. They all prospered. Some years later, chatting after a Channukah dinner, they discussed the gifts
that they were able to give to their elderly mother.

The first said, "I had a b...

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