I had a zing about quarantine, but you wouldn’t get it

It’s an inside joke

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two friends, Sarah and Kate, who haven't met in a while, run into each other.

Sarah: You know, my boyfriend bought me a Mercedes two weeks ago.

Kate: Amazing!

Sarah: And yesterday, he gave me a pearl necklace.

Kate: Amazing!

Sarah: And in a month, we are going on a three-week-long vacation on Hawaii.

Kate: Amazing!

Sarah: Thanks. But,...

The crowd was tense with excitement as the final three Samurai faced off;

After a long day of competing it was the final round of competition to find who was indeed the master swordsman.

In a final challenge the three men had to show their prowess and concentration by slicing the finest of targets, a mere fly.

The first Samurai steps up to the stage a fly is...

What do you say about a joke that doesn't land?

Zing and a miss

A good hair pun

Is a mane zing

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro sink-o.


What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow?


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