I had a zing about quarantine, but you wouldn’t get it

It’s an inside joke

The crowd was tense with excitement as the final three Samurai faced off;

After a long day of competing it was the final round of competition to find who was indeed the master swordsman.

In a final challenge the three men had to show their prowess and concentration by slicing the finest of targets, a mere fly.

The first Samurai steps up to the stage a fly is...

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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The Mermaid Joke

A guy walks into a bar and sees a man at the other end with a very small head, about the size of a softball. He walks up and says, I just have to ask, whats up with your head? The guy with the tiny head says, "I was walking along the beach alone one night and a mermaid appeared. She said that she...

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro sink-o.

ZING!

I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow?

ZING!

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