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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Cause light attracts bugs.

What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?

Magnets

What type of cheese attracts bears?

Camembert.

I know a plane that attracts boys and girls..

It’s a biplane.

"Noun; the force that attracts objects towards the center of a celestial body."

"Very nice, Elphaba, but I said '_defy_ gravity'"

What kind of lingerie attracts the most donations for cam girls?

White knighties.

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.

No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

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